My girlfriend works at a sex club. I fell in love with her the moment we met, and after several dates, I confessed my feelings to her. 'I will never do the real thing! I'll quit in a year.' Although it was tough, I believed in our promise and started dating her. However, I was too worried about her, so I secretly planted a 'bugging recorder' in her bag. Then came the tense recorder check... (I heard obscene noises)
