The number one antisocial act that middle-aged men dream of is debauchery! You can never experience the touch of a young woman's flesh with your old wife! I understand the urge to touch them... it hurts so good! However, if you actually do something like this, social retribution is guaranteed! Therefore, for all you guys out there, I recommend this book. By master Henry Tsukamoto, filled with ingeniously crafted situations that won't bore you!
