The other night, my wife suddenly came down with a fever… Unfortunately, it was late at night, and the municipal hospital was closed for the day, so I was at my wits' end. I had no choice but to insist that a local doctor come over to examine her. My wife was moaning from the high fever, and the middle-aged doctor said, 'For now, let's insert a suppository into your wife.' Watching a male doctor insert a suppository into my wife's anus wasn't exactly a calming experience…
