One by one, the tenants of Nanaseki Lodge left. Eventually, only the three of us remained. Worried about continuing to run the lodge alone, our landlady, Yuri-e Obasan, announced that she would start looking for a husband. Since we can't even cook or do laundry, we came up with a plan to stop her. We volunteered to be her marriage candidates. Little did we know at the time that this plan would save Nanaseki Lodge but destroy our groins…
