If we leave it to the aunt, we'll be fine even if nothing is done! Even if the tent in our crotch is found, or if we're secretly watching someone's butt, or if we expose an erection at a healthy store esthetician, or if we look at someone sexually during a yoga lesson, or if we confess pent-up sexual desires while hospitalized, she'll serve us with a smile! "No way!! You've never peeled your own dick before!?" "It's okay, let auntie peel it for you. I'll make it clean." "Auntie!! My glans feels like it's going to burst!!" "It's okay, this is the process of mucous membrane epidermalization!! If you endure it, you'll grow up!! Your life will change!!" Boys who have tasted the flavor of ripe mango can no longer eat green apples!! Forbidden fruit is best eaten raw after all!!
